This is how I Review Movies.

I went to see the movie Thor the other evening. The worst part of 3D movies is how the 3D glasses slip off my sweaty face. And how they fog up, because I'm so sweaty. Missing the previews is pretty lame too. I was running late and had to hustle to get to the theater on time, which is why I was sweaty. I didn't actually have to hustle that hard, I just sweat easily; and I actually missed the previews because I really wanted popcorn.

I think Thor is a good movie to go see by yourself, because it's pretty bad. If you're by yourself you don't have to worry if the person you're with is having a good time or not. You just sit there, enjoy the campy bullshit, eat your popcorn, and drink your diet coke. The bad part is there's no one to make fun of the movie with afterwords. You win some you loose some I suppose.